What day is it? I have no fucking idea. I’m just barely navigating my way through the haze of alcohol and biscuits that is the Christmas holidays. All I really wanted for Christmas was to make it through to the New Year without my liver failing. It’s been touch and[…]
Month: December 2016
Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
My ponderings recently have led me to think about the plethora of unthinkably stupid questions I get asked as I try to go about my life. Here are a few of the choicest, handpicked for your entertainment. Why aren’t you married? Because, asshole, I have not yet met a person[…]