Where has all my sexy skin gone? This is the first thought that hit me with an astounding bang on Sunday morning as I ventured to the bathroom in my attempt to unglue my eyes and shake off the vicious swordsman slicing up my head. There is no bigger shock[…]
Author: Pas
Clocking Tinder
Dating in this day and age is a nightmare, we eat, breathe and consume digital technology so it’s only a natural progression for dating to become digital too. Now throw in the extra special ingredient of being a single parent and you have yourself a fucking horror show.[…]
The Gangster Life of a Working Mum
There is not enough coffee in the world to make getting out of bed a pleasant experience. To say mornings in my household are just a clusterfuck at warp speed is an understatement. Here’s how a typical weekday morning looks for me: 6.30am Child Shaped Alarm named Hunter yells[…]
Advice to my younger dumber self (Pas)
For days now I have been trying to answer my own simple question I gave to Nicole…if I could give younger 15 year old me a piece of advice what would it be? Well instead of straight up answering it in one sentence I am writing a blog on it[…]
Winealytics!
As I sit here in my freezing cold office at my gloomy desk in the morgue (my nickname for this shithole) I decided to write my next entry. What else is there to do right? Saturday night with the bestie was appalling and amazing all in one go. The night[…]
Heeeeere’s Pas!
Nicole and I decided to co-write a blog and why not? given we have shared so much of our lives together over the last ahem 31 years – immediate thoughts prior to writing this sentence is fuck are we this old already and how have we survived this far. So[…]
Uncanny Addendum
This is an addendum to Nicole’s first blog post. The day Nicole wrote her first blog post she sent it to me via email to read at work naturally. Her story of losing her virginity was particularly hilarious that night when I got home and was cooking Hunter dinner when[…]