Hello my long lost friends. Just when you thought I’d thrown in the towel (or died) I’m back to regale you with more scintillating anecdotes that you probably didn’t want to know about my life. What the fuck have I been doing for the last year and a half? A[…]
Category: Health
The trials of being a woman
I’m sitting here in bed, as I have been for the past three days with a giant ovary. Yup. According to the ultrasound report, my left ovary is 8 times the size of my right. Why, you ask? Because I have developed a cyst, which has rather inconveniently decided to[…]